Where is Visalia?
Visalia is in the god-forsaken Central San Jouaquin Valley, AKA the breadbasket of the world, in central Cali. Think south of Fresno, or in more recent dubious news (all we're known for around here) about two hours south of Modesto (see: Laci Peterson). We sport the worst air in the US, officially worse than Houston, and in Tulare county we either have or are within 45 minutes of (Fresno) the worst, at a state and often national level:
Teen pregnancy
Unsafe places to drive
Percentage of high school graduates going to college
Car theft rate
Murder rate
Drop-out rate
Occurances of many health issues, including thyroidism
Meth production
...And more!
We also lay claim to:
About 110+ days over 95°, generally with a few weeks over 100°, getting as high as 115° or so every year
Near-desert precipitation rates (and we're all about ag, oddly)
Huge high-low temp differentials with jelly-brain-thick fog in winter, causing those fifty-car pileups you may hear about (we call it Tule fog)
17.9% unemployment rate
A potentially fatal bug for newcomers known as Valley Fever
Air that causes allergies to people who have never suffered from allergies -- including myself
And I might mention it's flat as a pancake, ugly as sin, and full of ignorant people here. I'm just glad I wasn't born here, and I am so happy to be leaving after about 7-8 years (right after two in Hawaii, no less). You can probably see why now, especially considering how beautiful it is in Washington.
Sorry for the off-topic rant, but I had to share my pain.
uhhhh....go iTMS Internationale!