iOS 7 Beta summary so far.

Here's my summary of the Betas so far. Take it in jest.

Beta 1

"OMG it's here! iOS 7! So cool!"
" It's Flat it sucks!"
" No it doesn't suck! Flat is awesome!"
" I hate these icons!"
" The icons are ok!"
"worst iOS ever!" /throws self from bridge

Beta 2

"It's ok I just wish they would do something for battery life"

Beta 3

"Woot the battery life is better!"
"WTF why did my phone turn off!
"It's bricked!"
"Home + power button you say? whoah it's NOT bricked!"
"Why aren't I getting calls!"

Beta 4

"Yes!, they fixed the phone turning off problem!"
"Yes!, I can receive calls again!"
"Woot, the battery life is even better!"
"WTF is a panic plist? Did my iphone just bleed to death in a different color and reboot?"