Even better yet is the definitive response to any criticism, "complacent people like you [or me...] are the very reason why Apple probably won't bother to resolve this issue." By calling out ridiculous accusations that Apple is, "deliberately and maliciously crippling the iPhone 6 all to increase sales of the 6S" you and I are the problem.
Regardless of the unreasonableness or unrealistic expectations of any iPhone owner, you can't mock them. Apple charges a 'premium' price for its products, therefore, such owners get to hold Apple to impossible standards. Remember, Apple stuff "just works", right? And if Steve Jobs were here he would never have allowed this lag or stutter.
Oh wait, there were keynotes he gave and products he launched that weren't so hot. But iOS 9 is seriously the worst iOS ever, no joke!