1. I just watched the Ives iPad video after seeing Jobs presentation. Why do they keep saying it is so "incredible to be able to hold the internet in your hands?" as if we have not been doing that since... 1994 with my Powerbook 145b that had the nascent internet on it? 2. Is there a possibility to tether this to an iPhone or turn it into an iPhone? (so you could dock it in the car and use it with GPS among a zillion other uses?) 3. Will Word or other programs ever be put on it? 4. Is there a microphone in it? 5. What is it for, just hanging out at airports and coffee houses? Doesn't Apple get it that we need interconnectivity for WORK? I'd buy it if I could make it into a phone, or make it into a laptop, but putting it in the middle with none of the important functions? If this is the year 1930 of the Great Depression, Apple just came out with a silent film instead of a talkie. I know you guys already have hashed it all over, but I don't get it.