-"Hi Honey! I'm home!"
-"Hey! Have you seen my iMini Pad?"
-"It's called an iPad dear. And I took it back to Apple because the Internet said it had a low Gambit. Here is your replacement iPad, the iPad Air! Much more Gambit."
-"Where's the MyFace icon? What happened to my Angry Words With Friends game?"
-"Oh you just have to restore those from the AppCloud."
---1 hour later---
-"OK sweetie, everything's been restored. Here you go!"
-"Wait a sec. This Pad isn't iMini! It's iHuge! This thing isn't going to fit in my purse, or on the nightstand. Why did you trade the good one for this beast?"
-"It's the AIR honey. Much more Gambit like I told you!"
-"Well it doesn't feel like AIR to me. It feels like LEAD. Take it back. I want my iMini."
-"But honey, the GAMBIT!"
-"What the hell is GAMBIT??"
**pulls out color space graph**
-"Well, see here, the little triangle shows the rainbow made by the Mini. The big triangle shows the rainbow made by the Air. Do you see how much bigger the Air rainbow is?"
-"Do YOU see how much bigger THE AIR is?"
-"Umm. Yes. But wouldn't you rather have a bigger rainbow?"
-"Go. Get my iMini Pad back here. Take the iSlab with you. And never say the word GAMBIT in this house again."
-"Yes dear."