I don't know what's funnier about these post; the OPs, the ensuing pile on, or the people that earnestly post the answer after the question has been answered 10x. It's like they don't read anything after the OP. Maybe they're on dialup.
Everybody wants to be helpful...
I was kinda disappointed everybody didn't go along with sending the OP to the genius bar. Thought it was a new unwritten macrumors rule...