Yeah I don't want to deal with any humans on launch day or lines.
Apple store specialist (very enthusiastic): OK , so we're going to plug in the iPhone 4 to this MacBook Pro, Apple's laptop, via USB and let it talk to iTunes
Me: mm
A.S.S.: Isn't this great? Being in a store that looks like every one in the country? I just feel so at home and like such a free spirit with these rings in my nose and face and emo attire.
Me: mm
A.S.S.: are you aware of Apple Care and Mobile Me?
Me: grunt (at this point)
A.S.S: so the new iPhone has this beautiful retina display, you'll love it. How long have you been using a mac for?
(in my head) **** noob and give me my phone so I can carry on with my day.