iPhone 5 is the new Drug.

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  1. Muro, Sep 6, 2011
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    Think about it,

    -most people who are confronted with it the first time, never go back on something else.
    -when they have it, they won't leave it a second out of sight. MOre important then their partner. When they loose their partner it's like..."hmmmm where is my partner"
    -when they lose their iPhone, they brake out in cold sweat and start acting like a crackhead who lost his dope, searching the whole place to find it with cursing going along with it. "Where the hell is my iPhone...ahhhhhh"
    -they are on a daily base cirkeling around the dealers house(in this case the web) to find out about new stuff or to get a quick fix. If the web hadn't existed it would be like junkytown before all the Apple stores worldwide.
    -they even sleep before the dealershouse when new **** is being brought out. Even real junkies won't do that as they at least have some dignity left to sleep under a bridge.
    -other dealers are copying it an bring it out as the real deal on the streets
    -people are willing to spend a large amount of money or even sell their kidneys and such.
    -people speak to it like they have an imagenery best friend.

    Think I'm the biggest crackhead as I still haven't got an iPhone but when I have the 5..good lord it will be sweet. Tappered or not, edge to edge or not...I don't care. As long it's the official iPhone 5, I'm fixed for the next couple of months or year.
     
  2. tjb1 macrumors 68000

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    Yeah, everyone is fixed until its released...

    5 seconds after release:

    What do you think the iPhone 6 will have?
    The iPhone 5 doesnt have a 4" screen, I hate APPLE!
    When is the iPhone 6 coming!?!?!?!?
     
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    Sounds like you need to put the actual drugs down.
     
  4. Muro thread starter macrumors 6502

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    I know it's a bit lame but the news surrounding the iPhone 5 is a bit slow today. It has some resemblances with a drughabit non the less if you ask me.

    It was mend to be a bit sarcastic.

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    Hahaha..good one. Trust me I'm high of myself, don't need drugs.
     
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    lol quoted for truth.

    Just like after the Nexus-Prime comes out this Fall, people will ask, why isn't it Quadcore, where is Android 5.0...blah, blah, blah.
     
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    And you kind of sound like a true drug addict. "I swear man, I'm gonna lay off this stuff. Just let me get one last fix and I won't touch it again for a while".
     
  9. tann macrumors 68000

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    I am like you.

    I feel as though I need it now. I even dreamt about it the other night...
     
  10. Muro thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Haha....We are all addicts in some way, people who differ. Try having no to have sex for a couple of weeks.

    The iPhone is actually the first electronical device which shows some of the same symptoms as with a real addiction imo.
     
  11. boss.king, Sep 6, 2011
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    I think playstation or xbox would take that achievement.
     
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    Is it wrong That I check the apple site every 10 minutes or so a 1.30am to check if they announced the release yet? Probably. Do I enjoy doing it? Hell Yeah!
     
  13. tann macrumors 68000

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    I'm on summer vacation still, seriously for the past 2 months all I've done while I'm awake is check tons of websites to see if there are any new rumors/information :/.
     
  14. Muro thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Really!? I also dreamt of the iPhone 5,
    in the hands of some really hot chick who was saying sensually

    "Muro, please Ping me on my new iPhone 5 and I really do mean, please"

    - "ehhh yeah, sure, ofcourse"

    (satirical ;))

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    I so would like to tell your right but I have never heard anyone lost it's virginity on a playstation nor an xbox.

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    Bet a lot of people here are checking daily on new rumours even during their jobs.
     
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    Haha, so true. And when people get a little information, we just want more and more. The Internet is addicting
     
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    I've never heard of people losing their virginity on an iPhone either, what's your point? How would one even do that?
     
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    Indeed stupid greedy ass kids, I told you man some are overly addicted ! so iPhone wins?
     
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