I must admit you're a good liar.Bravo! Entertain me!
Just go look up countless speed tests on Youtube man, the i5 even beats the S4 pro processor thats in the Droid DNA and Xperia Z in browser benchmarks... It has superior GPU performance to the DNA, Note 2 and Xperia Z
I have tested my i5 against my brothers Note 2 and my i5 wins every single test every time, more noticeably in browser speed tests, apps launch roughly a little bit faster on the i5 although the i5 apps never refresh, the Note 2's apps need to refresh after a while when you dont use them and thats all poor performance due to the cortex a9 series processors
The Note 2 is a Arm cortex a9 procesor and the A6 chip in the i5 is a arm a-15 processor...of course the i5 is faster then the note 2.
Touch response and scrolling is defitnetly not as good on Android as it is on iOS either.... IOS has better hardware accleration then Android
Gpu in iphone 5 is roughly 3x faster then the Mali GPU chip in the Note 2