iPhone 5 Slogan ideas?

[MattInOz]

iPhone 5 : Eat up Martha

 

[boshii]

iPhone 5 - shut up while we take your money!

 

[Orange Furball]

iPhone 5: The revenge of Siri.

 

[Orange Furball]

iPhone 5: It's not 7 inches, but you still might have fun!

 

[skunnykart]

iPhone 5 beta: not really ready, but you wanted it.

 

[Cody21]

"iPhone 5, it love you looooooong time!!!"

 

[macingman]

"Why'd we make it taller not wider you ask? Well, no one wants a chode for an iPhone"

 

[austinguy23]

"iPhone 5: A little taller and faster but otherwise the same as what's already in your pocket."

 

[WRIGHTRACING]

"iPhone5...Yes we are multi-millionaire's who forgot how to count. Now go F#c% yourselves"

 

[Shadyriley]

Obviously it will be

iPhone 5: the most powerful iPhone yet


But it won't be called iPhone 5, it will be called iPhone 6.

 

[Ice-Cube]

iPhone Episode 5: The Patent Menace

 

[tarsins]

The iPhone grows up.

 

[woodekm]

Let's talk iPhone........whoops. That was last time.

 

[Sital]

"iPhone 5: This doesn't really change anything."

 

[Big.Mac.Daddy]

"The iPhone 5, so good you will be telling us "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!""

 

[hakuna-matata]

The iPhone 5, it wont make toast.

Hmmm...Big big big disappointment..Bye Bye iphone

 

[Furifo]

The new iPhone - "You'll be amazed at what you can do with four inches"

The new iPhone with 4" retina display - "Steve would have never let this happen"

 

[Skika]

The New iPhone - Competition can retire.

 

[Blackberryroid]

Surprisingly Human.

 

[seong]

'Longer, thinner, lighter. Better.'

Idk, couldn't think of anything :/

 

[Ay_Zimmy]

"The most amazing iPhone yet"

Never heard that one before.. ^

 

[lazard]

the new iPhone - the phone you already have...only taller.

 

[AustinIllini]

iPhone 5: Barely Legal

 

[AlexDatcher]

An iPhone 5 is in the latest of fashion also. With amazing features and good iPhone 5 cases, specially youngsters get attracted towards it. Only one slogan for iPhone 5 came to mind that is

"More than a Phone of your thoughts"