That's because it's not particularly funny.
The idea it that you'd need a rolling pin to flatten out all the bent phones.
No. I get that. I don't get why it's funny. This issue has now been proven to be largely a fabrication blown out of proportion by sensationalist media and a very vocal minority, so since it's a nonissue...I don't get it. (In other worsds, I don't get why anyone would think this is funny or post it).Omg haha swoop