This just in from a major independent testing lab...
(AP) In a new and definitive study, funded by the Society of Thinking For Understanding, or S.T.F.U, comparing over 100 mixed Samsung/TSMC iPhone 6S/+ power users, it has been proven, unequivocally, that the amount of time spent running benchmark tests, downloading chip identifiers, and browsing iPhone forums, is directly and inversely proportionate to battery life, regardless of the phone's chip.
According to S.T.F.U's lead researcher, Dr. Mark Mywords, "Ironically, as soon as people stop obsessing about chips, they will see a dramatic increase in battery life."