iPhone 7 Announcement - "More more thing..."

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  1. soulreaver99 macrumors 68020

    soulreaver99

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    What do you think it will be this year if they do have a one more thing?

    My thought would be Apple Pencil capability :p
     
  2. JohnApples macrumors 65816

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    Tim Cook says "one more thing..." with the words on the screen behind him.

    Next screen shows the iPhone 7, and a quick animation of a drill making a hole in the bottom.

    Tim Cook says "...it has a headphone jack."

    Crowd erupts into applause and laughter. Tim Cook is beaming on stage. Apple successfully looks like a hero for nothing.

    End.
     
  3. soulreaver99 thread starter macrumors 68020

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    LMFAO :D
     
  4. Jimmy James macrumors 68040

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    Two more things:
    -new Apple Watch band.
    -exclusive album on Apple Music.
    Brought to you by iPhone. It's the best iPhone we've ever made.
     
  5. ARizz44 macrumors 6502

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    He will slip in the words "It's really, really epic" one more time.
     
  6. Andres Cantu macrumors 68030

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    The is no more "one more thing", now it's "only Apple". That is the most frequently used phrase by Tim Cook.
     
  7. Sunny1990 Suspended

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    "Yeah it's only apple who no more innovates” this will be tim cook's phrase this time
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    They have fixed it by 3d touch.how will we use a pencil with 3d touch:confused:
     
  8. TSE macrumors 68030

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    All the features and products have been announced.

    The lights turn on to signal the end of the keynote.

    Tim Cook starts to head off of the stage.

    But four steps in, he pauses...

    The lights dim again to pitch black, the screen shines,"One more thing."

    The crowd roars with applause, everyone stands up, screaming with excitement!

    "100 mill in bonuses, bitches!"

    Lights turn on.

    The screen shines," Thank you for coming".
     

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