OMG, mine just worked. I called the normal 877-419-4500 #. Gave her my activation ID (preparing for another disappointed phone call). She did some stuff, and I got the email while I was on the phone with her. She said she had to go through my account and add different options to do the activation. Normal rep. Either they've figured out the problem or she was just smart and we've been dealing with dumb reps all day.
By the way, it took 22 hours. 8 of those I was without a cell because Verizon had already been ported.
The rep I got at that number is transferring me to Activations. Couldn't do anything. Or didn't know anything.