iPhone in a Cemetery (Believers Only Please!)

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by Derrick Velasco, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. Derrick Velasco macrumors regular

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    This is a true story, it happened about 6 months ago and I thought I should share it with you to avoid what happened to my iPhone. (Temporarily of Course)
    FIRST OFF, the number 2 things you shouldn't do, (that I did)
    1. Blast music through your tiny iPhone speaker in the graveyard. (Why did I do that...I was so not smart there.)
    2. Ignore the expected, using my iPhone IN GENERAL was a bad idea too, And I'm going to explain why.

    THE STORY:

    My friend and I went to this tragic cemetery, All these poor people, I wanted to believe in Ghost's, EVEN IF I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, My iPhone acted very strange, after I started playing the music out there in the middle of the cemetery, (So dumb) My iPhone suddenly starting this HORRIBLE LAG, Like the iPhone was underclocked to 30MHz, It WAS HORRIBLE, The music skipped and then abruptly stopped, I couldn't even exit to my home screen, THEN all of a sudden I get a text from a friend who wanted to go but couldn't, I tried to reply, but the screen was pretty much unresponsive, and we heard a noise, so we run outta there!
    And when we left for the sidewalk, IT WORKS PERFECTLY, NO LAG, MUSIC worked when I pressed play.
    But It serves me right, I had no business in disturbing those poor spirits that just wanted to be left alone.. But it wasn't any problems with my iPhone, it was on the 1.1.4 firmware, LOCKED of course.

    Thanks for reading, What are your thoughts?:eek:
     
  2. sergiuria macrumors 6502a

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    Yeah, it's normal. Steve said it was one of the features of the Iphone, he said the Iphone being such a great device, it also had to be respectful. So he told his minions to add all cemetery's of the world, to the maps application. In few words, the Iphone knows when you are in a cemetery, and disables itself.

    I hope this helps. We care
     
  3. Derrick Velasco thread starter macrumors regular

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  5. Derrick Velasco thread starter macrumors regular

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    You don't have to believe, I'm me, your you.
    It was scary. Apparently my iPhone was too.
     
  6. dontwalkhand macrumors 601

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    1.1.4? Why even bother? Especially if locked? 2.1......
     
  7. samiwas macrumors 65816

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    The text was coming...FROM INSIDE THE CEMETERY!!!
     
  8. kas23 macrumors 603

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    OMG!!!! :eek: Your iPhone is haunted!!! Take it back to the Apple store and demand a new one. Tell em it's infected with spiritz! Or, if you don't want a refurb, you need to gets it's demonz exorcised!

    On a lighter note, if this happened 6 months ago, why are you telling us now. Man, I would have ditched that piece long ago. Due to the GPS on it, the ghosts probably followed you home.
     
  9. pranavss11 macrumors 6502

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    He's telling us now because it's Hallowwweeeennnn. Where's your halloween spirit people?:p
     
  10. Derrick Velasco thread starter macrumors regular

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    Your all so RIGHT!
    I should have posted this a long time ago, Was it 1.1.4? AH!
    Or was it 1.1.3?
    UGH I CAN'T REMEMBER!
     
  11. kas23 macrumors 603

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    Do you 2.1 now? If you do, I'm sure your fine. Updating firmware overwrites ghosts and ghouls.
     
  12. qwanza macrumors member

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    I'm sick of these Mutha F******** demons in my Mutha F******* iPhone!!!!
     
  13. dextertangocci macrumors 68000

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    The same thing happened to me while I was walking down the road... hmmm. Spirits in the road too?
     
  14. Derrick Velasco thread starter macrumors regular

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    Oh BOO! Fine then!
    :p Yeah I updated to 2.1, it's fine now :p :D
    HAHAHAHAHA!
     
  15. NDimichino macrumors 6502a

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    What is Snakes on a Plane?
     
  16. Sky Blue Guest

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    yup
     
  17. lakaiordie macrumors 65816

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    why post something that happened to you 6 months ago.

    go back there with the 2.1 firmware and see if it does the same thing.
     
  18. EricNau Moderator emeritus

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    There's your problem.
     
  19. Derrick Velasco thread starter macrumors regular

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    Dear God, I have a problem, please help me! :(
    FINE THEN! I will go back there.
    With friends too.
     
  20. PowerFullMac macrumors 601

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    Go back and video it so the non-believers will stop making fun of you.

    I believe.
     
  21. Eso macrumors 68000

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    I don't drink alcohol. Ever.

    This thread is so completely stupid that I will now commence to drink alcohol until I lose consciousness in the hopes that, along with the rest of the night, I will forget ever having read it.

    Bottoms up.
     
  22. TwoBytes macrumors 68020

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    If your phone magically was given the power of copy and paste, let me know and i'm moving into that cemetery
     
  23. chilipie macrumors 6502a

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    Chin chin :D
     
  24. kuantumsuicide macrumors newbie

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    Taking an iPhone to a graveyard, tss... you should have known better..
     

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