Well, there are two problems--you are too uptight over the name as if I am dictating the real name of the product, and you took me seriously. I named it such because I have a dirty mind.
MaxiPod isn't hurting anyone. Until they produce the name, I'll probably keep calling it that. It's memorable. It's assy. It's a name.
sarcasm doesn't always translate well in text. Glad it was all in good fun and not a mean statement.... we're cool now.