TOP SECRET SECRET SECRET NEVER-TO-BE-LET-OUT-OF-THE-APPLE-BASE CONFIDENTIAL SUPER-CLASSIFIED APPLE DOCUMENT:
iPhone ][ Product Specifications:
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-5.0 megapixel camera with flash
-16GB/32GB/64GB/128GB flash memory
-GPS receiver that works with Google Maps
-802.11b/g/n wifi
-REAL 3rd party app support
-Advanced game support
-3G with VGA camera on the front for video calls
-Finger print reader
-1GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
-1GB RAM
-Comes with Photoshop CS3
-Can run Mac OS X widgets
-Video calls done through a iChat like interface
-Does Photo Booth effects on both cameras, even in video calls, to deliver a true iChat experience
-Built in remote control app that controls most devices that have a IR remote including TVs, stereos, and Macs with Front Row
-Comes in black, white, blue, pink, yellow & (product) red
-iTunes WiFi music store
-iChat like app for IM, works on: Bonjour, Jabber, ICQ, IRC, AIM and MSN
-Both Firefox and Safari, the Firefox works with real Firefox extensions
-MMC card slot
-Wirelessly connects to a computer set up with the iPhone and display whatever is on the iPhone screen on the computer
-Comes with anti-Micro$oft wallpaper
-Built in iTrip
-Built-in Terminal app for UNIX geeks
-Built in printer
-Comes with WEP cracker, packet sniffer, port scanner and keylogger deployer for teh 1337 h4x0rz!
-Bullet proof outer-casing for protection in case of being shot at
-Built in light saber (feel the power of the iSide!)
-Can swim if dropped in water
-Built in remotely activated bomb in case of theft, also backs up everything automatically to your .mac account before exploding
-Built in blue/black/red box for phone phreaks
-Tastes and smells like pizza
-Built-in toaster
-Reads mind of Steve Jobs to tell you about latest Apple products!
-Lighter and smaller than a house!
-Self defense mode enables it to be thrown so it nocks evil villains out
-Can print money (£, $ and €) (a feature which is needed in order to pay your bills!)
-Built in Nintendo DS and Sony PSP
-Built in Apple ][ to relive the good old days
-Built in tent so you can camp outside the Apple store to buy the iPhone III
-Vending machine and has a built in can of Coke that automaticly refills to drink straight from the phone
-A better deal than your current dealings! (Fonejacker reference)
-Battery life: 2 minutes (thanks maokh!)
The iPhone II from Apple, for the low low price of
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Exclusive to AT&T's 'Gimme All Your Money' plan!
iPhone ][ Product Specifications:
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-5.0 megapixel camera with flash
-16GB/32GB/64GB/128GB flash memory
-GPS receiver that works with Google Maps
-802.11b/g/n wifi
-REAL 3rd party app support
-Advanced game support
-3G with VGA camera on the front for video calls
-Finger print reader
-1GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
-1GB RAM
-Comes with Photoshop CS3
-Can run Mac OS X widgets
-Video calls done through a iChat like interface
-Does Photo Booth effects on both cameras, even in video calls, to deliver a true iChat experience
-Built in remote control app that controls most devices that have a IR remote including TVs, stereos, and Macs with Front Row
-Comes in black, white, blue, pink, yellow & (product) red
-iTunes WiFi music store
-iChat like app for IM, works on: Bonjour, Jabber, ICQ, IRC, AIM and MSN
-Both Firefox and Safari, the Firefox works with real Firefox extensions
-MMC card slot
-Wirelessly connects to a computer set up with the iPhone and display whatever is on the iPhone screen on the computer
-Comes with anti-Micro$oft wallpaper
-Built in iTrip
-Built-in Terminal app for UNIX geeks
-Built in printer
-Comes with WEP cracker, packet sniffer, port scanner and keylogger deployer for teh 1337 h4x0rz!
-Bullet proof outer-casing for protection in case of being shot at
-Built in light saber (feel the power of the iSide!)
-Can swim if dropped in water
-Built in remotely activated bomb in case of theft, also backs up everything automatically to your .mac account before exploding
-Built in blue/black/red box for phone phreaks
-Tastes and smells like pizza
-Built-in toaster
-Reads mind of Steve Jobs to tell you about latest Apple products!
-Lighter and smaller than a house!
-Self defense mode enables it to be thrown so it nocks evil villains out
-Can print money (£, $ and €) (a feature which is needed in order to pay your bills!)
-Built in Nintendo DS and Sony PSP
-Built in Apple ][ to relive the good old days
-Built in tent so you can camp outside the Apple store to buy the iPhone III
-Vending machine and has a built in can of Coke that automaticly refills to drink straight from the phone
-A better deal than your current dealings! (Fonejacker reference)
-Battery life: 2 minutes (thanks maokh!)
The iPhone II from Apple, for the low low price of
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Exclusive to AT&T's 'Gimme All Your Money' plan!
