TOP SECRET SECRET SECRET NEVER-TO-BE-LET-OUT-OF-THE-APPLE-BASE CONFIDENTIAL SUPER-CLASSIFIED APPLE DOCUMENT: iPhone ][ Product Specifications: l -5.0 megapixel camera with flash -16GB/32GB/64GB/128GB flash memory -GPS receiver that works with Google Maps -802.11b/g/n wifi -REAL 3rd party app support -Advanced game support -3G with VGA camera on the front for video calls -Finger print reader -1GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU -1GB RAM -Comes with Photoshop CS3 -Can run Mac OS X widgets -Video calls done through a iChat like interface -Does Photo Booth effects on both cameras, even in video calls, to deliver a true iChat experience -Built in remote control app that controls most devices that have a IR remote including TVs, stereos, and Macs with Front Row -Comes in black, white, blue, pink, yellow & (product) red -iTunes WiFi music store -iChat like app for IM, works on: Bonjour, Jabber, ICQ, IRC, AIM and MSN -Both Firefox and Safari, the Firefox works with real Firefox extensions -MMC card slot -Wirelessly connects to a computer set up with the iPhone and display whatever is on the iPhone screen on the computer -Comes with anti-Micro$oft wallpaper -Built in iTrip -Built-in Terminal app for UNIX geeks -Built in printer -Comes with WEP cracker, packet sniffer, port scanner and keylogger deployer for teh 1337 h4x0rz! -Bullet proof outer-casing for protection in case of being shot at -Built in light saber (feel the power of the iSide!) -Can swim if dropped in water -Built in remotely activated bomb in case of theft, also backs up everything automatically to your .mac account before exploding -Built in blue/black/red box for phone phreaks -Tastes and smells like pizza -Built-in toaster -Reads mind of Steve Jobs to tell you about latest Apple products! -Lighter and smaller than a house! -Self defense mode enables it to be thrown so it nocks evil villains out -Can print money (£, $ and €) (a feature which is needed in order to pay your bills!) -Built in Nintendo DS and Sony PSP -Built in Apple ][ to relive the good old days -Built in tent so you can camp outside the Apple store to buy the iPhone III -Vending machine and has a built in can of Coke that automaticly refills to drink straight from the phone -A better deal than your current dealings! (Fonejacker reference) -Battery life: 2 minutes (thanks maokh!) The iPhone II from Apple, for the low low price of $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Exclusive to AT&T's 'Gimme All Your Money' plan!