iPhone ][ Specs!!!!! [JOKE]

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by PowerFullMac, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. PowerFullMac macrumors 601

    PowerFullMac

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    TOP SECRET SECRET SECRET NEVER-TO-BE-LET-OUT-OF-THE-APPLE-BASE CONFIDENTIAL SUPER-CLASSIFIED APPLE DOCUMENT:
    iPhone ][ Product Specifications:
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    -5.0 megapixel camera with flash
    -16GB/32GB/64GB/128GB flash memory
    -GPS receiver that works with Google Maps
    -802.11b/g/n wifi
    -REAL 3rd party app support
    -Advanced game support
    -3G with VGA camera on the front for video calls
    -Finger print reader
    -1GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU
    -1GB RAM
    -Comes with Photoshop CS3
    -Can run Mac OS X widgets
    -Video calls done through a iChat like interface
    -Does Photo Booth effects on both cameras, even in video calls, to deliver a true iChat experience
    -Built in remote control app that controls most devices that have a IR remote including TVs, stereos, and Macs with Front Row
    -Comes in black, white, blue, pink, yellow & (product) red
    -iTunes WiFi music store
    -iChat like app for IM, works on: Bonjour, Jabber, ICQ, IRC, AIM and MSN
    -Both Firefox and Safari, the Firefox works with real Firefox extensions
    -MMC card slot
    -Wirelessly connects to a computer set up with the iPhone and display whatever is on the iPhone screen on the computer
    -Comes with anti-Micro$oft wallpaper
    -Built in iTrip
    -Built-in Terminal app for UNIX geeks
    -Built in printer
    -Comes with WEP cracker, packet sniffer, port scanner and keylogger deployer for teh 1337 h4x0rz!
    -Bullet proof outer-casing for protection in case of being shot at
    -Built in light saber (feel the power of the iSide!)
    -Can swim if dropped in water
    -Built in remotely activated bomb in case of theft, also backs up everything automatically to your .mac account before exploding
    -Built in blue/black/red box for phone phreaks
    -Tastes and smells like pizza
    -Built-in toaster
    -Reads mind of Steve Jobs to tell you about latest Apple products!
    -Lighter and smaller than a house!
    -Self defense mode enables it to be thrown so it nocks evil villains out
    -Can print money (£, $ and €) (a feature which is needed in order to pay your bills!)
    -Built in Nintendo DS and Sony PSP
    -Built in Apple ][ to relive the good old days
    -Built in tent so you can camp outside the Apple store to buy the iPhone III
    -Vending machine and has a built in can of Coke that automaticly refills to drink straight from the phone
    -A better deal than your current dealings! (Fonejacker reference)
    -Battery life: 2 minutes (thanks maokh!)

    The iPhone II from Apple, for the low low price of
    $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    Exclusive to AT&T's 'Gimme All Your Money' plan!
     
  2. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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  3. shrewsburywolf macrumors regular

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    You read my mind...
     
  4. Telp macrumors 68040

    Telp

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    uhh...it started off interesting...then you lost me...
     
  5. shoelessone macrumors 6502

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  6. phungy macrumors 68020

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  7. The General macrumors 601

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  8. iBeard macrumors regular

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    You can use GTalk through Jabber.
     
  9. PowerFullMac thread starter macrumors 601

    PowerFullMac

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    Yep. Basically I got really bored when I wrote this and I thought "hey, wait a minute, this has all been said before" and before I knew it I had gone mad. I found the "smells and tastes like pizza" and stuff quite funny actually lol :D :apple::apple::apple:
     
  10. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    Bored at work explains everything! :D
     
  11. maokh macrumors 6502

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  12. Telp macrumors 68040

    Telp

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    If your lucky...
     

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