Hmm, that's a pretty good reason to have a kid. They're a lot more fun to make, then an insurance policy is to fill out. (Or so I'm told.) 
Glad to hear your spawn escaped unscathed, also glad to see you got a free replacement out of this ordeal.
Related iPhone / water story: I ran into the woods during a 911 call last winter - it was completely dark, freezing cold, and I could only see his tail lights between some trees - talking to the dispatcher and running to the person I fell into a body of freezing cold water - my instincts kicked in and I thrust my phone into the air. Also impulsively shouted obscenities into the handpiece about my junk being submerged into ice water - before again realizing I was in the midst of a 911 call.
The guy was messed up - but I think he ended up being ok? Wish I knew for sure - but I was in early stages of hypothermia and left after the fire dept arrived...
Glad to hear your spawn escaped unscathed, also glad to see you got a free replacement out of this ordeal.
Related iPhone / water story: I ran into the woods during a 911 call last winter - it was completely dark, freezing cold, and I could only see his tail lights between some trees - talking to the dispatcher and running to the person I fell into a body of freezing cold water - my instincts kicked in and I thrust my phone into the air. Also impulsively shouted obscenities into the handpiece about my junk being submerged into ice water - before again realizing I was in the midst of a 911 call.
The guy was messed up - but I think he ended up being ok? Wish I knew for sure - but I was in early stages of hypothermia and left after the fire dept arrived...