Commonly asked questions, with answers, here (will keep updating):
Did I order the wrong color?
Yes, yes you did.
Did I order the wrong storage/capacity?
Yes, yes you did.
Should I buy a case and destroy the design of the phone?
Yes, that's what cases are for.
iPhone X is too expensive so I bought an iPhone 8. Did I make a mistake?
Yes, yes you did.
Will I receive my iPhone X on launch even though my shipping time says 2-3 weeks.
No, no you will not.
I placed my order but canceled it because of the shipping time. Was that a mistake?
Yes, of course. You make poor decisions.
I don't like the color I chose. Can I just stroll into the Apple Store on launch day and swap it out?
Yes, they'll have thousands of iPhone Xs just waiting for you to exchange with.
Should I purchase AppleCare?
No, your phone will never need repair or get damaged. Just wing it.
When do you think they'll drop the price of the iPhone X?
Right around the holidays, when sales are historically higher.
I'm on Sprint and I...
That's already your mistake, regardless of problem.
I want to send a strong message to Apple by not purchasing an iPhone X. Who's with me?
No one. Absolutely no one.
Did I order the wrong color?
Yes, yes you did.
Did I order the wrong storage/capacity?
Yes, yes you did.
Should I buy a case and destroy the design of the phone?
Yes, that's what cases are for.
iPhone X is too expensive so I bought an iPhone 8. Did I make a mistake?
Yes, yes you did.
Will I receive my iPhone X on launch even though my shipping time says 2-3 weeks.
No, no you will not.
I placed my order but canceled it because of the shipping time. Was that a mistake?
Yes, of course. You make poor decisions.
I don't like the color I chose. Can I just stroll into the Apple Store on launch day and swap it out?
Yes, they'll have thousands of iPhone Xs just waiting for you to exchange with.
Should I purchase AppleCare?
No, your phone will never need repair or get damaged. Just wing it.
When do you think they'll drop the price of the iPhone X?
Right around the holidays, when sales are historically higher.
I'm on Sprint and I...
That's already your mistake, regardless of problem.
I want to send a strong message to Apple by not purchasing an iPhone X. Who's with me?
No one. Absolutely no one.