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Deepdale said:
We're reasonable people here (well, most of us). There will be no need to punish yourself excessively by eating your hat. Trust me ... consuming your shorts will provide adequate entertainment. Don't forget to sprinkle some condiments over them before settling in for a yummy dinner.
Mmmm, paprica goes great on shorts. Consider them eaten.
 
Motorola Dual Band Digital Startac

Back in 1999 or whatever when this phone was the hot stuff - CDMA 800 Mhz Airtouch Cellular Dual Band w/Analog. $300 I paid as an Airtouch Employee.

Wen't through the washing machine. Dried out and worked good as new. Needed a new battery though.
 
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