iPod To Help Katie Holmes Give Birth in Silence?

[stoid]

The real question is if he got it engraved, and what the engraving says.

For Katie
Shut your mouth!

 

[yg17]

crazy scientologists.

 

[jelloshotsrule]

poor katie, i hope she shoves that iPod right up his pee hole and tells him to "be silent" about it. what a crock!

considering that she's choosing to date him, i have my doubts that'll happen, sadly.

but damn that'd make for great drama!

The real question is if he got it engraved, and what the engraving says.

For Katie
Shut your mouth!

hahahhahahahaa

 

[yellow]

How can she give birth without making a sound????????!!!!!!

Do Scientology's Alien Overlords allow epidurals? And ball gags?

 

[achie25]

What freaks.

TomKat should just go and join a cult... oh wait

 

[DCapple]

They are still "together", for some values of "together". He was recently quoted as saying, "First the baby, then the film (Mission Impossible 3). Then, in summer, we want to get married."

What a tool.

ohhh...now i get it...

 

[jcarm24]

“Tom Cruise has brought Katie Holmes an iPod loaded with 300 of her favorite songs, to keep her from making a sound during childbirth…”

If it works, then I wish Tom would have given her an iPod while she reciting lines in all her crappy movies and "Dawson's Creek"

 

[floriflee]

If it works, then I wish Tom would have given her an iPod while she reciting lines in all her crappy movies and "Dawson's Creek"

Agreed. Never saw "Dawson's Creek," but "Batman Begins" would have been soooo much better without her.

 

[nbs2]

Where does it say that the iPod was for her? All I take from this is that He got one to help control the noise. What can't he have in on (with some nice noise canelling headphones) and drown out her noises. What he doesn't know can't hurt L. Ron. I believe they call it the celebrity exception.

 

[Counterfit]

crazy scientologists.

Hey now, there's no need to be redundant.

 

[lem0n]

I thought the news is that he bought her a customize pacifier [so it'll fit her mouth perfectly] so she can bite on it and not scream.... how would she breath? don't you need to take deep breath to give birth??
Edit: oh yeah, my friend have provided me the link http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/tom_cruise_orders_adult_size_pacifier_for_katie_holmes/

 

[floriflee]

^^^

They just get crazier and crazier. May they be beamed up back to the mothership and be gone from our lives for good.