Are you a smartwatch "virgin"? Have you ever experienced the honeymoon end? Have you "divorced" from a smartwatch before?
After a 6-months marriage to a rectangular smartwatch, I completely rethought what I want from a smartwatch. I don't want a tiny chubby iPhone on my wrist. I don't want "Her" constantly tapping on my wrist. I don't want Her to constantly talk in the form of text messages and emails. Blah-blah-blah... shut up already, bitch!

I don't want my princess to have a sticky crown and a giant belly button. I don't want Her to wear black cover on her face which I have to lift up every time I want to see her face. And I don't want her to always wear one of the same boring 5-10 faces that I cannot replace.
Now I'm married to a sexy sporty young model which doesn't talk much (I told her to; she can, though). She doesn't bother me constantly. She doesn't wear a sticky crown, and her belly button is tidy and sexy. Her face is always open, and I have a selection of thousands of hand-crafted, pixel-perfect, beautiful faces. And when I get tired of her, I'll replace her with a fresh and young model, it's relatively cheap!