Jeans89,
I would like to thank you for starting this silly thread. I went to Apple's website, and looked at the
Features page from which you cited, and it strengthened my resolve to get an rMini today.

Seriously!
ZBoater has already listed the "features" Apple is clearly referring to on that page, and neither color gamut nor clock speed are among them. If you were to say, "I'd like for color gamut and clock speed to be among the features", that would be a valid statement. I could just as easily say that price should be a feature, and maill Apple a check for $100-$300 to compensate for the rMini's lower price.
My wife and I switched over from Android tablets to Apple products early this past Spring, but did choose the HTC One over the iPhone 5S. We didn't switch because of the advertising, but I must admit the layout on their website is quite good compared to Samsung and others (HTC doesn't seem to bother with advertising

). They're not lying to us, and I think they provide quite a bit of useful information for the consumer. You should do your own research as well, however, and then make a more informed decision.
Drinking Budweiser will not enhance your chances with women, nor make you young again. Smoking will not improve your volleyball game, nor make you more appealing to women. Toothpaste could increase your luck with women, but it's not likely that your teeth will actually sparkle. Compared to that sort of advertising, Apple is quite honest.