In that case, I wish the French influenced United States more and United States spoke French. American/Canadian French to European French would be as Australian English to British English. No big difference. Besides, French is the 2nd universal language after English.
Everyone knows Canadian French is way hotter than if you're actually French.
I had to go back and read the first few posts to see why this has gone on for almost 8 pages. Life would be so much simpler if we were all mimes!