I should say the same for you. Extended warranties are not gifts. They are not pushed by the manufacturers out of the goodness of their hearts. They are pushed because they are very profitable.
I've been buying Apple products for nearly 35 years. If I'd bought AppleCare on them, I'd have spend thousands. And how much would I have collected in claims? Nothing. Zero.
So go ahead and bet that a product is more likely to break than the company that sold it to you believes. After all, you know way better than they do.
I don't "bet" that it breaks and saying that you would have spent thousands and received nothing out of it as a reason not to buy protection plans, extended warranties, or insurance policies is absurd.
It's like saying: "I'm an excellent driver and have purchased and driven numerous cars over 35 years. I've spent a fortune on insurance and never had to collect on it!!!"
You may be right. You may be an excellent driver who obeys the posted signs does not text, and any incident you have been a part of has not been your fault. But the truth of the matter is things happen, and not having insurance on a car or your phone are potentially both bad ideas. Obviously I understand that not having it for your car is significantly worse.
I have not had AppleCare on my phone for over two years, and that is mostly because I'm on AT&T Next12 and I don't drop my phone. However, if I tripped and that poor thing smashed, I'd be SOL and I recognize that. I also recognize that other people may be more clumsy and I wont ever recommend that someone not buy it because "they're always bad deals." That's absurd, people should be given the full, unbiased complete picture of what that expense entails and be allowed to make an informed decision.
Telling people not to get them because "look at me 35 years later, my singular example is proof that the whole thing is a scam" is not good enough. This is like when I worked in the animal hospitals and people would tell me "nah, your doctor is probably wrong because I've had dogs for all my life and since I was young and that's NEVER happened to them!!!" That's nice, but every animal is different, and you also may not have paid enough attention to care. The same type of person shows up 5 years later trying to figure out why their pet has cancer.
Let us please not pretend that just because it never happened to one person and was not useful to one person that it suddenly becomes useless to everyone.