I can reproduce the wifi issue on virtually every laptop that has USB 3 with 2.4 GHz signals. With virtually every laptop I have used with USB ports on both sides, one side almost always seems to cause more interference than the other (presumably due to the location of the wifi antenna.)
At least with the MBP, changing the WiFI channel seems to be an effective means of mitigating the problem. Further, using well shielded cables and devices that do NOT sit right next to the MBP's frame (such as the SanDisk SD card reader) can help. Additionally, if you constantly must use 3.1, cannot change the interface, cannot utilize 5 GHz or hardwired, cannot change the device, cannot change the channel, the MBP has ThunderBolt 3, meaning you can purchase a TB3 dock and relocate the USB 3 ports several feet away from the MBP. With most other laptops, that luxury isn't even an option.
I use Thunderbolt, eSATA, and USB 2.0 as an alternative to 3.1, as I don't see the USB issue getting better anytime soon (3.1 gen 2 has the same problem). This is not Apple's fault.