- hook up a mighty mouse and apple alu keyboard
- get cool T-Shirt like these http://fastmac.com/apparel.php get 7 of them for every day of the week
- put Apple Sticker on your car
- go get your hair cut and shave the apple logo on the back
- print out Steve Jobs and fold him like this http://gizmodo.com/5014484/diy-papercraft-steve-jobs-enact-your-one-more-thing-fantasy
- only wear black turtle necks and blue jeans to work
- use only Apple Software like Safari and iTunes
- end all emails with
the sad thing is you actually care, it's only an operating system, sure you'd prefer to be using a mac, but you've got to use a PC, suck it up and get your work done.