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Is this real

seriously?
you can buy 'HITMAN' T-SHIRTS FOR GODS SAKE!
'Contract Killings for dummies'???

come on.. its a hilarious joke! They're probably enjoying the emails that come in thinking they're actually going to do business with them :D
 
What have some of our clients had to say about us:

"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver​


"I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."
S.M. -- Electrician​



Hilarious! :D
 
I like the 5 bucks to submit a job application, but this line is included in the terms
We further wish to advise you that our employment application is to be regarded as fully non-veritable, for our job offers are utterly erroneous, and by paying the application fee you are only agreeing to purchase the application for its simple conviviality value. Your application fee only guarantees that your application will be reviewed by our administrators and that you will receive your refutation notice within 30 days, or sooner, after submitting your application. Please make sure you provide a correct email address, otherwise your application will not go through.
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Aw man, I already had my list! :rolleyes:

This one cracked me up the most:

"My upstairs neighbor was always playing loud music. It used to drive me nuts. I tried everything. I tried to talk to him nicely, I tried to play loud musing back, I even once switched off his electricity. Nothing worked. Then I started considering other alternatives; i.e. permanent solutions. I contacted HITMAN and they solved the problem within 24 hrs. For about a week everything was quiet. Then his next door neighbor upstairs called 911 because she smelled something. The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."
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(emphasis added by me)
 
Thats a laugh, sick, but funny.

Someone went to a lot of effort to put the webpage together!

i like the greatest hits:
1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig
2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food
3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt
4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom
5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse
6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open
7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven
8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead
9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
 
I like step 5 of ordering a contract killing:

5 -- Once we fulfill our contract we will send you another set of instructions telling you how to settle your outstanding balance. You will have 72 hours from the "time of death" to pay us what you owe. You are well advised to make your final payment your top priority.
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richmon22 said:
there is an ad for this site and it scares me more http://babycage.net/
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The ad at the bottom with two kids peering out from behind the cage screen is hilarious. :D
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"Infant confinement specialists" LOL
 
zero2dash said:
The ad at the bottom with two kids peering out from behind the cage screen is hilarious. :D
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"Infant confinement specialists" LOL
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I checked the site out some more. Check out the accessories page that's even funnier.

Nuc
 
smueboy said:
Thats a laugh, sick, but funny.

Someone went to a lot of effort to put the webpage together!

i like the greatest hits:
1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig
2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food
3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt
4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom
5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse
6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open
7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven
8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead
9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
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I like 3 and 10. :p
 
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