I find this funny but yet oh-so-disturbing at the same time:
"Frequently Asked Questions
A baby cage? Isn't this harmful to children?
No, All of our products are tested on third-world country test subjects experimentally for six months. After each experiment, each child showed no signs of physical or emotional damage. Using Baby Cage products are 100% safe! None of our products can cause permanant damage to a child or infant.
Is stock available for your company? I would like to invest in it.
We are sorry, but at this point in time Baby Cage is not a public traded company.
How are your products manufactured?
Each of our products are hand crafted by our highly trained and specialized engineers. The same engineers that design the product! We can assure you the highest of quality materials are used. Each of our cages are made with very thick plastic coatings to ensure your child's teeth are not destroyed if they teeth and decide to gnaw at the cage."