IS this the only solution?

Ring them back and suggest that.

 

Tell apple they can send a courier from south dakota to canada, who can take advantage of the health care system there while they make their delivery...

 

That's pretty much what they do if you call Applecare. Don't deal with the store, call Applecare directly at 1-800-SOS-APPL. I'm assuming that number will work for BC, if not, just check the website.

They'll mail you a foam-padded box with a return label in about a day, and have your machine back to you a few days later.

 

You mean that Apple deals internationally but they won't let you mail your macbook to the states?

If you have to drive there, why don't they let you send it via courier. (i.e., let somebody else drive it for you). Don't you canucks know how to ship something across the border?