It almost makes you feel bad...

[baby duck monge]

No one likes telemarketers, that's pretty much a given. That doesn't mean there's any reason for this kind of abuse. Actually, I don't know which person I feel worse for: the telemarketer or the crazy lady on the other end of the phone.

Linkaroo

<edit>
I should warn that this is very NSFW (language and you might laugh too much), and sound starts up almost immediately. Condider yourself as being put on notice.
</edit>

 

[mariahlullaby]

I'm sort of afraid.

You are a life-destroyer, and you deserve every pain known to man!

 

[thedude110]

"People die because my answering machine is full!"

So, NSFW ... but funny.

Fake, right?

 

[iShane]

Wow. That's all I have to say is wow. That is a joke right? Haha. Wow.

 

[celebrian23]

I know three people who have died....you're a murderer, you're a hater, people can't call their ambulances


uhhhh crazy

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

I saw this on another forum elsewhere. I tried to shut it off, but like fishing programs on television, this recording had me completely hypnotized.

It's a wonder this lady is walking the streets without medication.

 

[zap2]

He is a rapist!!!!!


But that was worth it..reminds me if the AOL thing

 

[adk]

Calling my house.... you've comitted a felony!

 

[GilGrissom]

Calling my house.... you've comitted a felony!

I agree adk.

If calling you is a felony then don't have a phone number, ya Big Tree!

This made me laugh.

I agree, it does remind me of the AOL thing! hehehe!

Her voice when she screeches is really scary!!

Insane!

 

[Macmaniac]

Impressive! LOL

 

[Josh396]

I almost hope it is a joke because if it's not, that lady needs some serious help.

However, it was hilarious either way.

 

[mariahlullaby]

Her voice when she screeches is really scary!!

Reminds me of Jack on Will & Grace. Except not funny.

 

[technicolor]

This lady reminds of the trading spaces "dark sided" lady!

LMAO!

Poor telemarketer..I just hang up on them, or tell them to hold on and dont come back. I wonder why this dude put up with this and just didnt hang up on that lady?

This lady is crazy!!!!!!! She's getting upset because she cant get his goat. LMAO!


I dont think its fake.

 

[baby duck monge]

I guess I should have warned about the instant sound and NSFWedness. Perhaps I shall edit the OP.

I would love to say it is fake - and it very well may be - but this call would have been recorded by the telemarketing co. as a matter of course, so it has potential.

Real or fake, I have mad respect for the telemarketer for managing not to completely lose it and burst out laughing hysterically. Even if it were you and a friend screwing around it would be tough not to crack up.

 

[cleanup]

"I hope they play this tape in court someday, ma'am."

He chuckles a bit there.

 

[baby duck monge]

"I hope they play this tape in court someday, ma'am."

He chuckles a bit there.

Chuckling is a lot less than what I imagine I would have done. I think he exhibited a lot of restraint.

 

[BoyBach]

And I thought I've had some crazy people on the phone at work! Alex is a hero!

Crazy Woman - "You're a lying, cruel criminal"

Alex - "OK" - genius

 

[baby duck monge]

And I thought I've had some crazy people on the phone at work! Alex is a hero!

Crazy Woman - "You're a lying, cruel criminal"

Alex - "OK" - genius

He's become quite adept at keeping his cool ever since his phone started ringing constantly.

 

[Killyp]

I know like three people who have died, literally

Wow, so do I.

My house has been broken into.

We don't care.

Your family just lets the phone ring all the time? You son of a b***h.

I have a girlfriend who is getting raped!

Well then why don't you ring the police instead of annoying this guy on the phone?


That woman is such a joke!!!

 

[Xander562]

i'd like to see what happens when she gets spam e-mail.

 

[imacintel]

i'd like to see what happens when she gets spam e-mail.

I aggree

I can't email the police becaue of you spammers!

Shaddup

 

[MacNut]

everybody has a family ma'am.

 

[vniow]

That sounds almost exactly like my ex-girlfriend's mother!

 

[dmw007]

Wow. That's all I have to say is wow. That is a joke right? Haha. Wow.

Wow is about the first word that came to mind, right after scary.


This lady is a frickin' nut job!

It is amazing how cool and calm that Alex guy is, I would not be able to be so kind....

 

[baby duck monge]

That sounds almost exactly like my ex-girlfriend's mother!

Did you happen to notice if the phone rang a lot when you were over there? Because if so...