After having diagnosed my MacBook for the problems, tracking it down to the logic board, and bringing it to the Apple Store and it being confirmed it is... dead. 1 and a half weeks later: ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! I swear, I don't know what the hell happened! Everything works like how it should have now! Nothing is broken, and this is just in time for my school's LAN party (BE JEALOUS! MY SCHOOL IS COOLER THAN YOURS IS/WAS!). Now, I must find the japanese kanji or kanjis for Zombie, and make a cool sexy decal on my MacBook! Even the Apple store dudes knew it was dead.