iTable, Apple's answer to Microsoft's Surface Computing

[Xander562]

I cant actually stop myself laughing now, I think you really truly believe that this is a multi-touch portable Mac, which also doubles up as a picnic table.

Seriously, that aint no Mac, thats a fold away table and an apple sticker has been stuck to the centre of it.

This has to be one of the most ridiculous threads I have ever seen!!!

Your iTablet = table + sticker, nothing else.

..... and I can't believe you actually think HE is serious...

I'm pretty sure we're all aware that it's a joke...

 

[ibook30]

For those of you not using the product yet (Yes some of us are buddies with the big SJ) Here's a pic:

Man - that is sweet! How much RAM can it handle? I bet it's got an accelerometer to tell when it;s been tipped over, and I heard they are adding a flux capacitor to it - so it works with Time Machine.

 

[Jasonbot]

Man - that is sweet! How much RAM can it handle? I bet it's got an accelerometer to tell when it;s been tipped over, and I heard they are adding a flux capacitor to it - so it works with Time Machine.

I think its got similar specs to my sig?

 

[vanmacguy]

Apparently it's shipping with an app called iPuzzle. It's a virtual jigsaw puzzle that once you've become bored with it, you use your finger to write 'WTF' on the iTable and the puzzle completes itself.

Sweet.

Can't wait to get one so I can have my iDinner on it and play iCards with iDrinks and an iAshtray.

But I bet that even this example will work better than the MS version.

 

[adthrawn]

But I bet that even this example will work better than the MS version.

"Blue Table of Death"

 

[jpowell]

Java on the iTable.

Java running on the Apple iTable.

 

[Jasonbot]

Java running on the Apple iTable.

Damn! I can see breakthroughs in surface computing from here! Take that Microsoft.

 

[Santa Rosa]

..... and I can't believe you actually think HE is serious...

I'm pretty sure we're all aware that it's a joke...

And I cant believe that you thought I was being serious about him being serious.

Lets get the use of bold characters going to demonstrate what an idiot you are.

 

[kwood]

And I cant believe that you thought I was being serious about him being serious.

Lets get the use of bold characters going to demonstrate what an idiot you are.

Hush my child. Take a few moments and calm down. If the Internet can get you this upset I think you need to take a break and get back to reality. The posts that you made didn't indicate that you understood the sarcasm and reading them again it seems like you're trying to cover up that fact now. It is ok to admit you didn't get something. No one here even knows who you are.

 

[Santa Rosa]

Whats not sarcastic about an iMug!! lol, you not got one yet!!!

 

[Eric Lewis]

Java running on the Apple iTable.

its a sticker on a table....people get lifes

 

[Santa Rosa]

its a sticker on a table....people get lifes

No its java, java coffee, someone else want to have a go at me for being serious??

 

[Jasonbot]

its a sticker on a table....people get lifes

It's a breakthrough, thats what it is! Eric, get macrumors comedy fever!

 

[mperkins37]

IQuarters anyone?

Made it, Drink, Santa Rosa!
Whoowhoowhooo!
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
Your turn.

 

[Abstract]

Think you are having a laugh here. Maybe you havent noticed but that is just a fold-away desk with an apple sticker on it.

Im actually finding it difficult to believe you thought that was some sort of multi-touch computer. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Are you actually being serious here??

Then explain why it is on shoddy fold out legs (the same ones on a fold out desk unsurprisingly), thats not very Apple dont you think??

iTablet it is not, table with apple sticker on it it is.

I cant actually stop myself laughing now, I think you really truly believe that this is a multi-touch portable Mac, which also doubles up as a picnic table.

Seriously, that aint no Mac, thats a fold away table and an apple sticker has been stuck to the centre of it.

This has to be one of the most ridiculous threads I have ever seen!!!

Your iTablet = table + sticker, nothing else.

You have no sense of humour at all. How is this possible?

And I cant believe that you thought I was being serious about him being serious.

Lets get the use of bold characters going to demonstrate what an idiot you are.

Riiiight.

And that last sentence is......cute, considering.

 

[mcarnes]

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[tartsquid]

I love the things that Mac fans + Photoshop/a sense of humor can come up with.

 

[notjustjay]

Java running on the Apple iTable.

Your program has a memory leak.

 

[zap2]

I'll take 3!


But it needs to have Wi Fi, and Touch Screen and atleast 64Gb of Flash Memory!

 

[jpowell]

The user interface doesn't really live up to Apple's usual standards.

 

[Buschmaster]

I love this thread.

 

[AppleMatt389]

Man - that is sweet! How much RAM can it handle? I bet it's got an accelerometer to tell when it;s been tipped over, and I heard they are adding a flux capacitor to it - so it works with Time Machine.

i assume ur referring to stewie in family guy. if so..absolute genius post..one of the best ive read.

 

[Santa Rosa]

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black.

Think any post I make from now on im going to do it in random bold words because they certainly stand out more from all the other ones!!!!

 

[Santa Rosa]

Slot-loading Superdrive of course.

 

[TBi]

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black.

I really don't get that you know.

My pots are silver and my kettle is white!