…the battery sucks, it has a microscopic scratch on it, Live Photos are gimmicky, the screen has a yellow tint, it gets too hot, it isn’t pink enough, 3D touch is useless, the volume isn’t loud enough, haptic feedback is annoying, can’t hear the vibrate, Touch ID is too fast, it’s too slippery, force touch is too hard to press, the camera is underwhelming, screen is not as bright, AND…it probably fu*king bends!!
Did I miss anything?
Yeah, you forgot to mention a "gate" of some sort.
