Some clever and quite witty replies, here.
In any case, I am posting simply to mention that merely gaining access to, and getting on to the forums tonight seemed to take an age, with endless delays, hanging, and crashing, and decided to mention it here, rather than start a separate thread. Granted, this is something which is not all that surprising, really, given that half the Apple universe is probably online and posting busily.
Now, I'll readily concede that I had entirely forgotten The Night That It Is, and that a new Apple product is being launched - actually, I had not even noticed this fact until I had difficulty gaining access to the site.
At first, I thought it was the fault of my own phone provider, or a strangely slow broadband and wifi connection, but when I was able to access the BBC and other news sites effortlessly - and not MR - I realised that the issue - and problem - lay elsewhere. Some subsequent thoughts later, along with a few headlines announcing What Was Coming Up, prompted a bit of a reassessment, and now I know. Still, just thought I'd mention it.
