Had I been Welsh, I would most certainly join this church that would make me a Pastafarian, Pink Unicornian, and SubGenius member.
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Jedi Church Planned For Wales
- Thread starter themoonisdown09
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But the Force runs through you, so it might be okay.I think I'm too old to start lightsaber training.
But the Force runs through you, so it might be okay.
You never know, if my midichlorian count is high enough.
Who knows, I may be the chosen one of the 21st century.
Off the scale I hear.
So your son, will be the chosen one to bring balance to the galaxy.
So who's going to be Yoda?
No one - that is part of the allure - they would be worshiping Yoda as a diety not pretending to actually be him.
A fly on the wall inside the Inner Sanctum
<Welsh men's choir deep harmonic singing in the background>
"Iechyd da, Lord Vader!"
"Iechyd da, my Master!"
<clink>
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... The Force is strong with this Otley O8 Ale"
More drinking
"Hmm, I sense a disturbance in my bowels"
The Emperor zaps the door to the toilet; finishing his business he tries to flush unsuccessfully three times.
"Bah, this Jedi plumbing is pathetic! Send a disciple over to the Jedi Council on Coruscant and get me a new seat for my 'throne room'."
"Yes, my Master."
"Mwahahahahahahaha, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!"
Darth Vader continues drinking the Welsh ale with a straw through his helmet grille...
<fade to black>
<Welsh men's choir deep harmonic singing in the background>
"Iechyd da, Lord Vader!"
"Iechyd da, my Master!"
<clink>
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... The Force is strong with this Otley O8 Ale"
More drinking
"Hmm, I sense a disturbance in my bowels"
The Emperor zaps the door to the toilet; finishing his business he tries to flush unsuccessfully three times.
"Bah, this Jedi plumbing is pathetic! Send a disciple over to the Jedi Council on Coruscant and get me a new seat for my 'throne room'."
"Yes, my Master."
"Mwahahahahahahaha, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!"
Darth Vader continues drinking the Welsh ale with a straw through his helmet grille...
<fade to black>
the basic disadvantage these start-ups have versus the other established market-dominating companies is that even if the principles are just as sound, current communication and record-keeping technologies prevent the necessary rapid mystification process.
not to mention that miracles need to be a whole lot more sophisticated than the old-time tricks.
not to mention that miracles need to be a whole lot more sophisticated than the old-time tricks.
Thinking about it, setting up a Jedi church would actually be quite a cheap enterprise for one thing, you wouldn't need extra land for a graveyard like a normal church. After all, whenever one of your congregation pops their clogs they'd just disappear into thin air meaning you don't have to find space to bury them.
