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A fly on the wall inside the Inner Sanctum

<Welsh men's choir deep harmonic singing in the background>

"Iechyd da, Lord Vader!"

"Iechyd da, my Master!"

<clink>

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... The Force is strong with this Otley O8 Ale"

More drinking

"Hmm, I sense a disturbance in my bowels"

The Emperor zaps the door to the toilet; finishing his business he tries to flush unsuccessfully three times.

"Bah, this Jedi plumbing is pathetic! Send a disciple over to the Jedi Council on Coruscant and get me a new seat for my 'throne room'."

"Yes, my Master."

"Mwahahahahahahaha, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!"

Darth Vader continues drinking the Welsh ale with a straw through his helmet grille...

<fade to black>
 
the basic disadvantage these start-ups have versus the other established market-dominating companies is that even if the principles are just as sound, current communication and record-keeping technologies prevent the necessary rapid mystification process.
not to mention that miracles need to be a whole lot more sophisticated than the old-time tricks.
 
Thinking about it, setting up a Jedi church would actually be quite a cheap enterprise – for one thing, you wouldn't need extra land for a graveyard like a normal church. After all, whenever one of your congregation pops their clogs they'd just disappear into thin air meaning you don't have to find space to bury them.
 
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