Jedi Church Planned For Wales

[Vivaldi]

Had I been Welsh, I would most certainly join this church — that would make me a Pastafarian, Pink Unicornian, and SubGenius member.

 

[sushi]

Funny story. Thanks for sharing.

So who's going to be Yoda? 😛

 

[iParis]

I think I'm too old to start lightsaber training. 🙁

 

[sushi]

I think I'm too old to start lightsaber training. 🙁

But the Force runs through you, so it might be okay. 😛

 

[iParis]

But the Force runs through you, so it might be okay. 😛

You never know, if my midichlorian count is high enough.
Who knows, I may be the chosen one of the 21st century.

 

[sushi]

You never know, if my midichlorian count is high enough.

Off the scale I hear. 🙂

Who knows, I may be the chosen one of the 21st century.

So your son, will be the chosen one to bring balance to the galaxy. 😉

 

[ziwi]

So who's going to be Yoda? 😛

No one - that is part of the allure - they would be worshiping Yoda as a diety not pretending to actually be him. 😉

 

[kumbaya]

A fly on the wall inside the Inner Sanctum

<Welsh men's choir deep harmonic singing in the background>

"Iechyd da, Lord Vader!"

"Iechyd da, my Master!"

<clink>

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... The Force is strong with this Otley O8 Ale"

More drinking

"Hmm, I sense a disturbance in my bowels"

The Emperor zaps the door to the toilet; finishing his business he tries to flush unsuccessfully three times.

"Bah, this Jedi plumbing is pathetic! Send a disciple over to the Jedi Council on Coruscant and get me a new seat for my 'throne room'."

"Yes, my Master."

"Mwahahahahahahaha, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!"

Darth Vader continues drinking the Welsh ale with a straw through his helmet grille...

<fade to black>

 

[Don't panic]

the basic disadvantage these start-ups have versus the other established market-dominating companies is that even if the principles are just as sound, current communication and record-keeping technologies prevent the necessary rapid mystification process.
not to mention that miracles need to be a whole lot more sophisticated than the old-time tricks.

 

[ucfgrad93]

Funny story, hopefully Lucas won't send a cease and desist order.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Thinking about it, setting up a Jedi church would actually be quite a cheap enterprise – for one thing, you wouldn't need extra land for a graveyard like a normal church. After all, whenever one of your congregation pops their clogs they'd just disappear into thin air meaning you don't have to find space to bury them.

 

[Abstract]

"Last guy to be attracted to his sister in a gold bikini is a rotten egg!!"