jennifer's body :/

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  1. gdeusthewhizkid macrumors 6502a

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    This has to be the worst movie ever. I hate to be negative but i only watched it to see megan fox lol. but this movie is terrible. has anyone else subjected themselves to this horror :eek:
     
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    I don't understand everybody's obsession with this girl. I think she looks trashy.

    And I would never subject myself to that. It looked ridiculous.
     
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    Completely agree. Different strokes for different folks. :)
     
  4. DoNoHarm macrumors 65816

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    i hate to say this, but if you were able to sit through the preview and not veto the film right there, you deserved to sit through the whole film.
     
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    Now SHE is a classic beauty. Best Jennifer around.

    I was just trying to remember her name too. :)
     
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    You actually paid $9 to see that? I might see it if someone sent me the dvd and thats just maybe.
    From the get go that film is just to try and establish Megan Fox in a lead role. It has no artistic value at all, it's only banking on 10-15 year old fanboys. It may have actually made money.
     
  8. kellen macrumors 68020

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    What about Jennifer Connely?
     
  9. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    Good call!

    I'm not 14 years old, and haven't been for quite some time. Movies like Jennifer's Body therefore generally go unnoticed.
     
  10. Knowlege Bomb macrumors 601

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    It's definitely a toss-up between the two on facial ratings but Biel's got the body I'll see in heaven. :D
     
  11. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    Chicago Sun-Times, Roger Ebert
    "(Fox) comes through."

    He gave it a B. :confused:

    Maybe he actually likes women.:)
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Exactly. Porn is cheaper.
     
  13. ViciousShadow21 macrumors 68020

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    isnt it Jessica Biel
     
  14. Knowlege Bomb macrumors 601

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    Oh man... You're absolutely right. Best Jessica around.
     
  15. asew50 macrumors newbie

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    porn is free =P (first post)
     
  16. daneoni macrumors G4

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    Amen
     
  17. gdeusthewhizkid thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    lol thank god for torrents lol
     
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    Sat through some of it. The funny part was the line about Maroon 5. I didn't mistype that. That was the funny part.
     
  20. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    I'd say Jessica Simpson.
     
  21. Shotgun OS macrumors 6502a

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    I would recommend people to see this just because of it's horribleness and absurdity. I means, its practically one of the funniest films I have ever seen. Almost as bad as Quarantine, which I rank as the funniest film ever in my book.
     
  22. FX120 macrumors 65816

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    And possibly less degrading to women :D
     
  23. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    Thank you. I was wondering who Jennifer Biel was?

    Now there is a Jennifer Beals.

    Anyhow, Jessica Biel looks very nice. :)
     
  24. Angelo95210 macrumors 6502a

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    I was really disappointed by this movie too though I liked the trailer. However I like Megan's trashy look haha
     
  25. MrCheeto macrumors 68030

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    Jessica's Body? Or rather "(Insert current wet-dream inducer of every boy discovering their new li'l friend)'s Body"

    Reaction of the target audience? "Zawmguh! A movie about the body of the cherry-tat father-lacking male-attention-desperate teen in that sticky picture under my pillow! Here! $8.25! No, here, take my wallet that I just recently bought because I'm becoming a MAN and a MAN carries a wallet, just gimme the ticket, I have recently emerging urges!!!"

    Manipulating people is so effortless that I'm not, for a moment, impressed by the nets cast by Adolf or O-bam-uh.

    At least with Weird Science the plot actually revolved around developing horndogs that wanted Kelly LeBrock's character. They didn't attempt to disguise the rouse and with such laughs, it turned into a memorable classic with lasting cultural effect. Who can't compare someone they know to Chet, the older brother? That laugh >< that laugh!!
     

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