joke: Bill gates meets satan

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by ImNoSuperMan, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. ImNoSuperMan macrumors 65816


    Dec 1, 2005
    An old joke. But someone forwarded it to me yesterday. Couldnt help but share it with those of you who havent heard it yet.

    Bill gates dies and goes to hell.
    Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.

    Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option

    “Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

    As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. “That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!”

    “That’s what everyone thinks” snickered Satan.“The bottle has a hole in it

    “What about the PC

    “It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan.“And it’s missing three keys,”

    “Which three


    “Control, Alt and Delete
  2. haleyvan macrumors regular

    Feb 26, 2006
    haha! good one, but in gates' defense, he isn't greedy - he gives a good chunk of his earnings to charity.
  3. Josias macrumors 68000


    Mar 10, 2006
    True what haleyvan said, and though it didn't make me laugh very much... Still good...;)
  4. d wade macrumors 65816

    d wade

    Jun 27, 2006
    Boca Raton, FL
    its funny cuz it rips on windows. always good to laugh at that :D
  5. XNine macrumors 68040


    Apr 7, 2005
    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    but...aren't Lucifer and Satan the same person? :confused:
  6. sobolobo macrumors member

    Jul 17, 2006
    Sydney, Australia
    I agree, I never saw him as a greedy person although my knowledge of this is limited to what circulates in the media. And today's media is f***ed up.

    "Is there any difference between Lucifer and Satan? Westerners generally would say they are one and the same. Especially those in fundamentalist Christian circles consider Lucifer an archangel who fell from grace and was thrown out of heaven because of "sinful pride." His "sin" was thinking he was equal to God and rebelling against Him. This rebellious angel is known as Satan, Lucifer, or the Devil, who tempts us to do evil."
    (Some Light on Lucifer
    By Ina Belderis)

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