joke from my brother in law

[offwidafairies]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music.

The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed
as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men
staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[iDAG]

LOL that is funny but I get the feeling that a mod is going to come by and shut this thread down because it has to do with tits.

 

[twoodcc]

mildly funny i guess

 

[calculus]

LOL that is funny but I get the feeling that a mod is going to come by and shut this thread down because it has to do with tits.

It's more likely to get shut because it isn't actually funny ...

 

[offwidafairies]

It's more likely to get shut because it isn't actually funny ...

hey... it made me crack a smile... and im a chick!

 

[juanster]

what??? I love listening to breast ... I got to get very close though cause I am hard of hearing

 

[spork183]

good to be kept abreast of developments.

 

[Abstract]

what??? I love listening to breast ... I got to get very close though cause I am hard of hearing

I hear through my mouth, so....

 

[oblomow]

hey... it made me crack a smile... and im a chick!

Yeah, but a 'stralian chick. that's different.

 

[offwidafairies]

Yeah, but a 'stralian chick. that's different.

yeah, we is tough

 

[themadchemist]

I hear through my mouth, so....

OK, the original post made me crack a smile, but this made me laugh out loud.

 

[skwij]

Yeah, I got a version of this the other day, too.

 

[sushi]

Funny concept!

I can just imagine the controls.

 

[119576]

Funny concept!

I can just imagine the controls.

It would probably be multi-touch.

 

[LinuXtreme]

I think I'd better refrain from making any obvious jokes about "flash" memory, why "nano's" would suddenly become unpopular and players with "large" song storage capability...

 

[ghall]

BOOBIES!!!!


I'm so immature.

 

[sushi]

It would probably be multi-touch.

LOL after spitting out drink on monitor and keyboard.

 

[applebum]

I think I'd better refrain from making any obvious jokes about "flash" memory, why "nano's" would suddenly become unpopular and players with "large" song storage capability...

No, it would obviously use "flesh" mamory

 

[richard.mac]

No, it would obviously use "flesh" mamory

It would probably be multi-touch.

Funny concept!

I can just imagine the controls.

these are all cracking jokes that add to the humour of the OP's joke.

 

[d_and_n5000]

It would probably be multi-touch.

I think the "pinch" motion will be quite useful in this circumstance.

 

[PlaceofDis]

It's more likely to get shut because it isn't actually funny ...

agreed.

hasn't this whole concept been overdone since the ipod got big?