joke from my brother in law

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  1. offwidafairies macrumors 6502a

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    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
    and play music.

    The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed
    as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men
    staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
     
  2. iDAG macrumors 65816

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    LOL that is funny but I get the feeling that a mod is going to come by and shut this thread down because it has to do with tits. :cool:
     
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    It's more likely to get shut because it isn't actually funny ...
     
  5. offwidafairies thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    hey... it made me crack a smile... and im a chick!
     
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    what??? I love listening to breast ... I got to get very close though cause I am hard of hearing
     
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    I hear through my mouth, so....
     
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    Yeah, but a 'stralian chick. that's different. :)
     
  10. offwidafairies thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    yeah, we is tough
     
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    OK, the original post made me crack a smile, but this made me laugh out loud.
     
  12. skwij macrumors 6502

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    Yeah, I got a version of this the other day, too.
     

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    Funny concept!

    I can just imagine the controls. :)
     
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    It would probably be multi-touch.
     
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    I think I'd better refrain from making any obvious jokes about "flash" memory, why "nano's" would suddenly become unpopular and players with "large" song storage capability... :rolleyes: :D
     
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    LOL after spitting out drink on monitor and keyboard.
     
  18. applebum macrumors 6502

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    No, it would obviously use "flesh" mamory :D
     
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    these are all cracking jokes that add to the humour of the OP's joke.
     
  20. d_and_n5000 macrumors 6502a

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    I think the "pinch" motion will be quite useful in this circumstance.
     
  21. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    agreed.

    hasn't this whole concept been overdone since the ipod got big?
     

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