It makes me sick to my stomach when I find myself in the situation of such depravity that McVitites® have subdued the UK public into a land intellectually devoid of thinking. In a 27 Big Value pack of Penguins there are only 5 jokes. 5. Just 5. A solitary 5. The poor children. "Our citizens must grow up to manhood amidst impressions of grace and beauty only; all ugliness and vice must be excluded." Extruded from Dialogues of Plato, (1952).