Jokes on Penguin Biscuits.

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  1. MinorBidoh macrumors 6502

    MinorBidoh

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    It makes me sick to my stomach when I find myself in the situation of such depravity that McVitites® have subdued the UK public into a land intellectually devoid of thinking.

    In a 27 Big Value pack of Penguins there are only 5 jokes. 5. Just 5. A solitary 5.

    The poor children.

    "Our citizens must grow up to manhood amidst impressions of grace and beauty only; all ugliness and vice must be excluded." Extruded from Dialogues of Plato, (1952).
     
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  3. MinorBidoh thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Hell yeah! There should be at least 10! Repetition is the key to delinquency. :)
     
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    I probably wouldnt classify any of those penguin jokes as jokes.

    But perhaps McVitites should be scouring christmas crackers for the other 22!
     
  5. MinorBidoh thread starter macrumors 6502

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    They should certainly be on the scout for more.

    The chosen 5:

    Q. What's black and white and goes round and round?
    A. A Penguin in a revolving door.

    Q. Why are Penguins good race car drivers?
    A. Because they're always in pole position.

    Q. How does a Penguin make pancakes?
    A. With its flippers

    Q. What do Penguins have for lunch?
    A. Iceburg-ers

    Q. What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
    A. Freeze a jolly good fellow.
     
  6. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Obviously, the jokes need to be penguin-based. Makes sense.

    With this brief, you should compile a list of suitable jokes and submit it to McVities for their consideration. Don't decry the effect it will have on the nation's youngsters – see it as an opportunity to make your mark on their lives.

    They might even send you some free biscuits, and there's nothing better than free biscuits. Apart from free biscuits with jokes on them, of course.
     

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