jokes!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by macmastersam, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. macmastersam macrumors 6502a

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    #1
    who has one?

    i do.

    Q:why are women and tornadoes alike?
    A: They howl and take the house when they leave :D
     
  2. macmastersam thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    are there some already posted? how to delete thread?
     
  3. determined09 macrumors 65816

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    #4
    birth control pills

    An elderly woman goes into a doctor's office and tells the doctor, "I'd like some birth control pills."

    "But Mrs. Smith," the doctor replies, "You're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

    "They help me sleep better," the woman says.

    Confused, the doctor asks, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

    The woman explains, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."
     

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