I don't think you're understanding the whole point of competing mobile platforms, especially a vertically integrated one such as Apple's. Just as you can't access the Apple App or iTunes stores on Android devices, you can't access the Google Play store or the Windows store on an Apple device. Etc. etc.
You're never going to make Apple budge on this so you might as well jump ship now. And I'm sure Apple cares for the other 90% of legitimate iOS users, and not the 10% of jailbreakers.
I don't pirate, and I do pay the Cydia store. To say I'm somehow less legitimate of a user is to say you're somehow more legitimate because you respond better to marketing.
As far as I'm concerned, I don't need restriction on how many megabytes I can download, or how well my device is connected to youtube. I'm on unlimited LTE. It might be nice to have this in toggled settings. This is one of MANY reasons to jailbreak. But...then you have the topic of emulators and that legal gray area. And, frankly, the app store doesn't allow any preview of apps. Apple's stock settings for notifications is still a downer in my opinion. I like to openssh my device. The list goes on and on and on.
If Apple feels it needed to drive away a paying customer that has spent hundreds of dollars on apps from its mobile OS because it wants to keep control of my experience to a degree I'm neither comfortable with, need or desire, then that's Apple's stupidity. And if you agree with this logic that I should "go and jump ship" because there's no legal recourse or common sense at Apple to allow what I'll call more advanced users to "opt-out" of Apple's vertical integration, then in my case, you're talking about thousands of dollars lost to Apple on one person ALONE.
But enjoy your limited toy that can't download files off the internet. Cause my iphone can.