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After you've completed the dry rice method, drop that phone into some tomato juice to get rid of the smell. :)
 
put your turd+ iPhone 4 in a bag of rice for a day or two...

turns out to be curry and rice.

yummy..
 
To be honest, even if the phone did start working after putting it in a bag of rice, I would still go pay the $200 to get it replaced. I don't think I'll be able to put it anywhere near my face no matter how well I clean it.
 
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