You might start having some envy over the Plus. So you will need to go on as many threads as you can find here and say how you love your 6 and that the Plus is just way too big to ever use or even fit in a pocket. You might try to use these tools to be even more convincing:
1. Say you went to the store to try the plus and you tried it in your pocket, but you couldnt get it in, not even a little bit.
2. Start a thread saying that you originally had the Plus but it made you start smoking again, you quit stopped going to church and were facing financial ruin and divorce. That you returned it for a 6 and now you are so happy and life is great
3. Mention that you know a lot of Plus owners and they are all miserable. You know some of them are developing carpal tunnel syndrome, rotator cuff problems, and tennis elbow.
4. That you couldnt find a Plus that wasn't bent anyway.
5. Describe how you could use a 2 finger hold to text, play a game, and make a phone call all at the same time with the 6. But you know an jellyfish that still doesnt have enough tentacles to use a Plus.