Yes, aluminum that dimples and dents.
Troll? That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I sell them.
No, I don't sell trolls. I sell Macs.

But I refuse to check my brain at the door at work
and become a fanboi cultist. Nope.
The "best there" at what?
Creating RDFs that mesmerize the gullible into believing that iStuff
doesn't have just as many problems as PC gadgets?
You're holding your logic wrong.