You tell him.Then go get you a cheap freebie plastic phone. Leave the rest to us.
At first, I thought we'd be seeing iwork on the iphone, but I think that it might just be a keynote presenter app. Docs, spreadsheets and presentations can all be viewed already, but a presentation is different in that it's something to be shared on a big screen. Maybe that's all this is. I certainly can't see myself actually editing a presentation on a 3.5 inch screen
It makes sense, looking at the specs page the iPhone 4 supports 1024x768 out from the dock connector->vga cable just like the ipad does. Connect the phone to a projector and deliver the presentation entirely from the iphone.
This are no news. Same OS, same screen size, even the other hardware is the same (Apple A4). I recommend you delete these "news" as quickly as possible.
It's just asinine to be using these productivity apps on a 3.5" screen. At this form factor, it's just good for casual use and gaming. All this development work, for instance iMovie, is just dumb waste of resources. Fine, I don't have to buy or download these apps, and I never will!