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Inspired by TheMechanoids’ previous Reddit submissions, I’ve created an updated bingo card for the upcoming keynote. Find attached a printable .pdf for you to play along.

Keynote-Bingo.pdf
 
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"You're going to absolutely love..."

Random keynote presenter we've never seen before to show diversity.

Crowd claps when iPhone 7 with mostly the same design is unveiled while their faces show disappointment that rivals that of the iPhone 4s keynote when they realized the "S" cycle was a pattern (yes, you know this will happen! :D)
 
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Hahaha that is so funny, because it´s true...i think, that if Apple became the number 1 executioner in U.S, Tim Cook would says...

"Only Apple could execute people like that..."

They´re funny!
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What about an awkward pause where Apple expected applause but the audience wasn't sure.

Last couple of years, those moment become more often...sad...

I just remembered how much I hate those game demos.

Yea, me too...i hate Apple Demos...that´s when i go and take a leak and refill my coffee...
 
what about the guy they plant at every keynote that "wooooooo"'s after every sentence?

also..

"I can't wait for you to try it"
"You're going to love it"
"It's revolutionary"
"It's amazing"
 
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