Keynote Bingo

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  1. Frozentoast, Aug 31, 2016
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    Frozentoast macrumors 6502

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    Inspired by TheMechanoids’ previous Reddit submissions, I’ve created an updated bingo card for the upcoming keynote. Find attached a printable .pdf for you to play along.

    Keynote-Bingo.pdf
     
  2. noobinator macrumors 601

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    Most are good but Apple will never utter the 3 words "No headphone jack".
     
  3. ARizz44 macrumors 6502a

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    - "1 Billion iPhones sold"
    - "### apps sold in the App store"
    - "The best iPhone yet"
    - "Really, Really cool, awesome, great, epic"
    - Pre-order and availability dates in the following countries
    - No mention of RAM
     
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    Hahahaha, really nice idea, some are really funny XD
     
  5. willmtaylor macrumors G3

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    What about a drinking game with how many times Mr. Cook says "incredible."
     
  6. EM2013 macrumors 65816

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    I just remembered how much I hate those game demos.
     
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    "We have so much to cover today that I will just say everything is great"

    Applauses
     
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    What about an awkward pause where Apple expected applause but the audience wasn't sure.
     
  9. nickyD410 macrumors 6502

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    I think we might see more of this, WWDC had a couple of awkward silence pauses.
     
  10. Andres Cantu, Aug 31, 2016
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    "You're going to absolutely love..."

    Random keynote presenter we've never seen before to show diversity.

    Crowd claps when iPhone 7 with mostly the same design is unveiled while their faces show disappointment that rivals that of the iPhone 4s keynote when they realized the "S" cycle was a pattern (yes, you know this will happen! :D)
     
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    What about phil and "the worlds thinnest phone at only [X] millimetres thin!"
     
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    Hahaha that is so funny, because it´s true...i think, that if Apple became the number 1 executioner in U.S, Tim Cook would says...

    "Only Apple could execute people like that..."

    They´re funny!
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    Last couple of years, those moment become more often...sad...

    Yea, me too...i hate Apple Demos...that´s when i go and take a leak and refill my coffee...
     
  14. yanki01, Sep 1, 2016
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    what about the guy they plant at every keynote that "wooooooo"'s after every sentence?

    also..

    "I can't wait for you to try it"
    "You're going to love it"
    "It's revolutionary"
    "It's amazing"
     
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    New improved digital headphone output
     
  16. willmtaylor macrumors G3

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    Hehehe. This all reminded me of a great video cut that someone did a while back. Always made me laugh:


    Don't miss "luscious."
     
  17. yanki01 macrumors 68040

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    hilarious!! this is spot on!!!
     
  18. EM2013 macrumors 65816

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    That was amazing :D
     
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    Rolling on floor tears in my eyes.....amazingly great

    But you just spoiled next week's announcement. I feel like I already saw it.
     
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    Man, I'm soooo sorrry. Really should've put up a spoilers alert disclaimer. Totally my bad on that one.
     
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