Keynote Transcript?

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Beginning the trickle of purported last-minute leaks, german language website apfelkuceche.de claims to have obtained today's keynote transcript via an anonymous submission. The report suspiciously echos many recent rumors, and says that the "one more thing" section of the speech will introduce a new product called iPhone@home.

We publish this report for interest only, and currently have no reason to believe it is credible.
 

Goldfinger

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I don't believe a word of it. The keynote content is holier than holy for Steve. I doubt that a lot of people get to see it. If any.
 

dubhe

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Does anyone remember how soon before a new product release the apple store shuts down? I mean, if that happens then we know there will be some new toys right? :)
 

chicagdan

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A-hahahahahahahaha

That iPhone@home is the dumbest sounding product of all time. Give me a break ... if the Germans want to tell me when BMW will start making a good looking car again, I'll listen ... otherwise, I'll wait for a few hours for the truth.
 

KingofAwesome

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Where... nothing happens when I go to the link?

I just get Google tranlating?
Try this link I found through another site.

I'd like it to be accurate, but the 30GB flash-based iPhone/tablet seems off. Wouldn't you expect it to be 32GB? 30GB would mean at least 4 chips of different sizes (16, 8, 4, and 2) whereas a 32GB model would more likely be 2 16GB chips or 4 8GB chips, either of which are likely both easier and cheaper to produce.
 

ANTMUZ

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Does anyone remember how soon before a new product release the apple store shuts down? I mean, if that happens then we know there will be some new toys right? :)
It will shut down during the Keynote. Generally will happen when the first new product is announced. There's a magic button in Steve's turtleneck, watch closely and you'll see him reach round the back as if he's itching his neck. He's not, he's pressing "the button".
 

KingofAwesome

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It will shut down during the Keynote. Generally will happen when the first new product is announced. There's a magic button in Steve's turtleneck, watch closely and you'll see him reach round the back as if he's itching his neck. He's not, he's pressing "the button".
They should sell that button. Now that would be a fantastic new product.

Of course, it would be a top-quality button with bluetooth and a brushed metal finish and cost $400. The same set of features would be available on buttons from other companies at the same price, but those other companies would also offer cheaper buttons for $70.
 

TheSlush

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It will shut down during the Keynote. Generally will happen when the first new product is announced. There's a magic button in Steve's turtleneck, watch closely and you'll see him reach round the back as if he's itching his neck. He's not, he's pressing "the button".
Now that's funny.
 

dubhe

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It will shut down during the Keynote. Generally will happen when the first new product is announced. There's a magic button in Steve's turtleneck, watch closely and you'll see him reach round the back as if he's itching his neck. He's not, he's pressing "the button".
A magic button, wow... :rolleyes:
 

macjackpro

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Why?

Just because the iPhone@home doesn't have a phone doesn't mean...

Oh wait...


Yea, that's pretty dumb.


And when is BMW going to make a good looking car again?:D



A-hahahahahahahaha

That iPhone@home is the dumbest sounding product of all time. Give me a break ... if the Germans want to tell me when BMW will start making a good looking car again, I'll listen ... otherwise, I'll wait for a few hours for the truth.
 

CmdrLaForge

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The transcript is complete non-sense. But anyway - I just ordered a new Macbook Pro. Ships later this week. If they announce free .Mac with every new Mac bought - would I be able to get it ? I guess so but I have no experience
 

Stevenup7002

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Even if this is the real keynote, Steve would never have everything in the transcript. The key things about the new products are locked in Steve's head, and his designers of course.. That would be why it is called a KEY-note.

And now we know the real reason for his surgery, he got a button implanted in his neck. But, why doesnt he just have that button in the clicker?
 

KingofAwesome

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The transcript is complete non-sense. But anyway - I just ordered a new Macbook Pro. Ships later this week. If they announce free .Mac with every new Mac bought - would I be able to get it ? I guess so but I have no experience
Well, if it starts today then probably, but really, why did you not wait six hours?
 

samh004

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Been seeing this around the mac web all day, not really sure what to believe, but we'll all know soon enough.
 
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